Editor’s note: Beginning today, the boobies blog will honor the rise of Barack Obama with a special seven-part series called “Boobies We Can Believe In.” Please join us each day as we take a look back at the election and a look ahead at what to expect. Si se boobies.
Part 1 of 7: Who is this Barack Obama?
Meet Barack Obama, bastard son of an illegitimate marriage between a wayward grad student and a bigamist goat herder from Kenya.
Notice a few things about him:
He’s black, well sorta.
He’s a Muslim, well sorta.
He’s a Christian, well sorta.
He’s a socialist, well sorta.
He looks good with his shirt off, well sorta.
Meet Larry Sinclair.
He’s gay, totally.
He does drugs, all the time.
He says he gave Obama a blowjob.
We sorta know a lot about Barack Obama, but we sorta don’t know much. Just how did this scruffy kid from Honolulu go from chubby black kid in a white family to whormongering hustler and drug kingpin of the mean streets of the South Side of Chicago to president of the world in a span of 47 years?
The answeris easy: As with all crooks and politicians, follow the trail of oil.
Obama’s stepdad was responsible for negotiating the deal that opened Indonesia to Mobil Oil. His real dad opened Kenya to Royal Dutch Shell. Perhaps these connections helped put a poor but bright kid into the best prep school in Hawaii and later transferred him from a little known liberal arts college in Los Angeles to the Ivy Leagues.
And you thought these jokers were in bed with oil.
What conservative conspiracy theorist first broke this Obama oil connection? You can read about it all right here.
January 14, 2009 at 10:16 am
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January 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Crunk AIN’T DEAD! lollllll material.
one of the pics doesn’t work friend.
January 29, 2009 at 8:03 am
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